The Garter Belt came in with vim and sass,
Around the 1940's, give or take.
It promptly kicked the Girdle's uptight ass,
And gave old sleepy stockings extra shake.
And now they can be found most anyplace,
They even have them in the NHL,
They come in satin, leather, frothy lace,
And can make any hockey player swell.
Yes, hockey players wear the sly belt too,
They have too, or their tube socks will fall down,
Reebok has its own brand, I swear it's true,
They work both under uniforms and gowns.
But whether used for sport, or man's ardor,
They are a bloody nuisance to secure.
Around the 1940's, give or take.
It promptly kicked the Girdle's uptight ass,
And gave old sleepy stockings extra shake.
And now they can be found most anyplace,
They even have them in the NHL,
They come in satin, leather, frothy lace,
And can make any hockey player swell.
Yes, hockey players wear the sly belt too,
They have too, or their tube socks will fall down,
Reebok has its own brand, I swear it's true,
They work both under uniforms and gowns.
But whether used for sport, or man's ardor,
They are a bloody nuisance to secure.
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