XXXVII Reading All's Well

Dear Bertram, no one likes you, you're a jerk.
You are the dreadful harbinger of bros,
There's not a bit of subtext in this work
That can redeem you. Man, you are a hose.
So you don't like the girl you have to wed,
Then stop harassing girls who don't dig you,
And trying to strong-arm then into bed,
When Helena (though crazy) is still true.
You seem to think that honor's of import,
You even symbolize it with a ring,
And yet as good Inigo* might retort,
"I don't think it means what you think it means."
    Of all your flaws I don't think I'm mistook,
    You are the inspiration for this book:

*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk