Sunday, March 11, 2012

LX worst.sonnet.ever.

This one's a cop-out, I apologize.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.
(These are the real rules, I would not tell lies)
Rock crushes scissors, lizard poisons Spock.
Spock breaks scissors, they lizard then behead,
(You must watch your opponent for weakness.)
Lizard eats paper, (I long for for my bead,
But strategy cannot include weakness.)
Paper disproves Spock, Spock the rock makes poof,
(But vaporize is what it really does,
These are the rules, watch Big Bang, it has proof)
Rock crushes scissors, as it always has.
   I played this game so this poem could get done,
   There were better ideas but fatigue won.





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