Gang members steal puppy

This was actually the headline in my morning paper today. Wtf. This is like some made up scenario you'd use to describe what some dastardly gang would do in a 1900's caper. Are they The Riverside Puppy Snatchers? Do they stomp and daisies too? And wear big black mustaches that they twirl while chuckling maniacally? Seriously, who steals a puppy? I hope they take good care of it....